I want to start this post by saying I love Catherine to death, and would do anything in the world for her (except let her parents move in with us when they get to old to function.) With that said I want it known that she is absolutely out of her mind now that she is 36 something weeks pregnant.
For all of the guys out there (I know it's probably just friends of Cat's reading this) I would like to let you in on a little secret. The way I looked at pregnancy before it happened to Cat and I is that Cat would be in such a great mood the entire time because that magical time that used to come around once a month was going on vacation for 9 to 10 months. Woo Hoo! I know great, no mood swings or bitchyness, crankiness or whatever you would call it. Before I continue I would also like to say that Cat has never been that bad with the PMS stuff. Sure she might scream her head off that time of the month if I even slightly look at her in a way she might not like, but other that that I have a great wife when it comes to the monthly visitor. Anyway back to my point, I was assuming no period ='s no monthly crankiness. Well there is good news and bad news with this assumption.
First the good news. I was right! She has not had that once a month for a week crankiness that she normally got before the pregnancy. Nope not even a little.
The Bad news, It has turned into a round the clock crankiness that is only directed at the person responsible for doing this to her and her body. (Which would be Me!) Woo Hoo!
Now normally this wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that we are both teachers, and It is currently the month of June, which means that we are both stuck in the house 24/7 with nobody to stair at except each other. I think what makes this personality change even more shocking is that fact that Catherine is the sweetest nicest person I have ever met. It's a huge switch for myself to come to terms with. Just Imagine if you found out the earth was really flat after all pretty shocking right?
Cat I love you dearly but I think I'm going back into banking for the next pregnancy.
More later (If Cat doesn't tie me up for posting this) I love you Baby!
Daddy To be,
Jacob G.
For all of the guys out there (I know it's probably just friends of Cat's reading this) I would like to let you in on a little secret. The way I looked at pregnancy before it happened to Cat and I is that Cat would be in such a great mood the entire time because that magical time that used to come around once a month was going on vacation for 9 to 10 months. Woo Hoo! I know great, no mood swings or bitchyness, crankiness or whatever you would call it. Before I continue I would also like to say that Cat has never been that bad with the PMS stuff. Sure she might scream her head off that time of the month if I even slightly look at her in a way she might not like, but other that that I have a great wife when it comes to the monthly visitor. Anyway back to my point, I was assuming no period ='s no monthly crankiness. Well there is good news and bad news with this assumption.
First the good news. I was right! She has not had that once a month for a week crankiness that she normally got before the pregnancy. Nope not even a little.
The Bad news, It has turned into a round the clock crankiness that is only directed at the person responsible for doing this to her and her body. (Which would be Me!) Woo Hoo!
Now normally this wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that we are both teachers, and It is currently the month of June, which means that we are both stuck in the house 24/7 with nobody to stair at except each other. I think what makes this personality change even more shocking is that fact that Catherine is the sweetest nicest person I have ever met. It's a huge switch for myself to come to terms with. Just Imagine if you found out the earth was really flat after all pretty shocking right?
Cat I love you dearly but I think I'm going back into banking for the next pregnancy.
More later (If Cat doesn't tie me up for posting this) I love you Baby!
Daddy To be,
Jacob G.
1 comments:
haha...Jacob Jacob Jacob. Can you please throw Catherine a bone for allowing a human being to be created inside her and take over her entire body/hormones/nourishment/well everything! hahaha...at least you threw in the "i love you" at the end :)
Post a Comment